-slutherin: dannyundersee: hmuifyoureblack: glamydia: oh my god JESUS CHRSITdfvs wait- omg megan r u ok ohmygod
me: oh hey hunny would you like some dinner?
evan: what are you doing in my house?
shesetfiretotherain: I STUBBED THE SHIT OUT OF MY TOE DURING ONE OF THE BLACK OUTS and I can’t feel it And I have homework AND I’M SO TIRED i hitted my foot on the corner of the saloon and now it’s bruised and all of the above
i actually fell asleep outside of school after rehearsal, waiting for isabel’s mom, like i actually had to be woken up… god it’s going to be a long week.
why is there so much going on tomorrow i want to cry because monologues like to memorize themselves in my head but not leave my mouth because they are fat and my throat hurts from repeating it multiple times and i am just tired i hate complaining because i am a happy person but i am just tired and everything needs to just sleep with me so i don’t miss anything exciting and can things just...
podey: I’m so nervous/stressed about tomorrow/this week I kind of feel sick.
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
so we took a taxi cab from school to the bowling alley after rehearsal and i was all paranoid cause i thought the taxi man was gonna do something scurry but he didn’t and he also accepted cash and i went to the bowling alley and ate chicken fingers and it was fun and i like chicken fingers and i’m really bad at bowling okay
When Twilight came out I had all of my friends over for a Twilight Premiere Party and I made team Edward/Jacob cupcakes. JUDGE THE FUCK OUT OF ME. TOTES MAKING CUPCAKES FOR THE HUNGER GAMES PREMIERE. TEAM PRIM’S CAT BITCHEZ.
cat city bitch cat cat city bitch
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
these fucking migraines holy shit
it’s never going to end i want to cry all over the place wah
MULTI-GRAIN CHEERIOS FOR DA WIN
OH SWEET, BLACK JESUS. I JUST REALLY LOVE MY...
ijustwantyoutofeelbeautiful: *INSERT ALL THE FEELS HERE*
ijustwantyoutofeelbeautiful: ijustwantyoutofeelbeautiful: podey: Enjoy. MARRY ME IMMEDIATELY I’M GOING TO WATCH THIS WHEVER I FEEL SAD. JUST SO EVERYONE IS AWARE. HOLY MOTHER. SOMEONE PLEASE PICK ME UP OF THE GROUND. I NEED LIFE ALERT. HOLY TITS. OH MAN. madie wins